Friday, February 27, 2004

I recently found out that Billy Dee, the hostess twinkie and I shared the same b-day so I thought I show some love.

Thursday, February 26, 2004

"After Nishi got out of the joint she spent a lot of time with Fuzzy Barbados Blackbeard the Pirate"
"Mom broke me out of the joint that day - thank god she remembered my two favorite 45's"

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

"What a shitty Horoscope"

Aries Horoscope Previous Day - Next Day
Wed Feb. 25, 2004 by Astrocenter.com
Are you expecting an important letter, phone call, fax, or e-mail, perhaps business-related, dear Aries? If it comes at all today, it'll probably come late. If you feel you must sit around and wait for it, by all means find something else to do while you're waiting. Otherwise you'll drive yourself crazy. If it doesn't arrive by the end of the day, resign yourself to waiting. Don't panic. It will come soon enough.

My day is more like...

Tuesday, February 24, 2004


Here is nishi's rendition of the library incident...

why wont you tell the library story??? Here is how i imagine it going down:

One time when I was like thirteen and i thought i was cool and my big brother thought he was even cooler we decided to go out and get into trouble. I hated books and all things that came out of them like words on account that i didnt know how to read. thats right i was an illiterate sonufabitch and pround of it - you got something to say? I'll get like a cheetah on you and drag you into a tree and eat you - but accept i wont because i'm not a cannibal or anything so i'll just beat you up and take a dump on your front lawn - i guess i'll be more like your neighbor's dog. whatever. so we went out and played hey mister at the beer distributors until some guy bought us a couple of forties in exchange for a little french kissing and some over-the clothes fondling - we were so syked! After we drank the forites we were pretty drunk and i started to get mad about letters and words again so i told my brother we should burn down where they keep em - 'catch em while theyre sleepin' i said... ok thats as far as i can go - this sounds awful - sorry to put you through that...just tell the story - its funny because of what you did...or whatever dont worry

Monday, February 23, 2004

“A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper”
by: Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith

Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many differing opinions about

hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video

games for several hours.

First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character.

Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. “Hustle and

bustle are like my right and left arms,” said Li’l Spicy in his famous “Hustle and Bustle

Are Like My Right and Left Arms” speech. Webster’s defines bustle as “excited and

often noisy activity; a stir.” A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.

In conclusion, I, “The Yellow Dart,” think I have done a great job illustrating the

many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I

think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat’s allowance.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

"the cool points are out the window.... and you got my head all twisted up in the game"

Thursday, February 12, 2004

I went to Wendy's for lunch yesterday and got the wrong sandwich. When I brought it back to get what I had ordered the man gave me a Quadruple!
I think they need to make it part of the menu. I'm gonna want one every time I go now. Damn! look at that monster. If your wondering If I finished it the answer is yes.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

"Sooo Cooool!" Click to hear Chuck... socool.wav

Just admit that chuck rules Nishi and I'll be your friend again...
AKA: Carlos Ray Norris

Gender: male

Profession: actor, action director, executive producer, writer

Born: March 10, 1940 (Ryan, Oklahoma, USA)

Born to a family of three children, Norris had to help his mother to raise his younger brothers. One of his younger brothers is Aaron Norris, who himself would later direct some of his older brother’s films. At the tender age of eighteen, Norris married his first wife, Diane Holechek, with whom he had 2 sons. He also joined the Air Force at this time and while away on a mission in Korea, he saw the art of Tang Soo Do, a Korean fighting style.

After his military career his love for the martial arts finally had him competing professionally and opening many karate schools across America. After many years of teaching, and winning the Triple Crown Award for most tournament wins, he pursued a career in the film industry. Something that one of his students, Steve McQueen, recommended to him. Up to date he has starred in more than 50 film and television series, and takes an active part in various charity organizations.

Chuck Norris will forever be known as the man who fought against Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1973). This was the film that started Norris’ film career, and made people notice him as both a screen presence and a martial artist. And what a good one at that! He was not only a six-time world Karate champion, but also the first Westerner to get an 8th degree black belt in the Korean art of Tae Kwon Do.

Prior to the Way of the Dragon (1973), Norris also worked with Bruce Lee on the movie The Wrecking Crew (1969). He also spent a lot of his time training with Bruce Lee and learning along the way, just as other karate champions like Robert Wall and Jim Kelly did. During the '70’s and '80’s he starred in many films, but failed to garner critical acclaim for his many roles. Even though he never had much success with his own movies, a few films like Code of Silence (1985), The Octagon (1980), and Delta Force (1990) are worth seeing.

After years of making mediocre films, Norris finally found his place, in television. In 1993, Chuck Norris started the television series Walker, Texas Ranger (1993-), in which he reprises as a character not too dissimilar to that which he played in Lone Wolf McQuade (1983). Since 1993 this TV martial arts-filled police series has been running and there doesn’t seem to be any stop to it. Besides being an actor and executive producer on the show, Chuck Norris also created a spin-off series titled Sons of Thunder (1999). Now past the age of 60, Norris has begun to slow down, but you can still see him kick villainous butt as ranger Cordell Walker on your local television station.

- Rudolph Pretorius


Filmography (selected):

2002 - The Bells of Innocence (actor)

2002 - The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (TV) (actor)

2000 - Bruce Lee: A Warrior's Journey (documentary)

2000 - Bruce Lee in G.O.D. (himself)

2000 - The President's Man (TV) (actor)

1999 - Sons of Thunder (TV) (executive producer)

1998 - The Path of the Dragon (himself)

1998 - Logan's War: Bound By Honor (executive producer, writer, actor)

1997 - Chuck Norris: Private Lesson (himself)

1996 - Forrest Warrior (actor)

1996 - Walker: Behind the Scenes with TB's Toughest Cop (TV) (himself)

1995 - Top Dog (actor)

1994 - Walker, Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion (TV) (actor)

1993 - Curse of the Dragon (documentary)

1993 - Hellbound (actor)

1993 - Wind in the Wire (TV) (actor)

1993 - Walker, Texas Ranger (TV) (actor)

1992 - Bruce Lee and Kung Fu Mania (actor)

1992 - Sidekicks (himself)

1990 - The Hitman (actor)

1990 - Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold (actor)

1988 - Hero and the Terror (actor)

1988 - Braddock: Missing in Action III (writer, actor)

1986 - Firewalker (actor)

1986 - The Delta Force (actor)

1985 - Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (actor)

1985 - Invasion U.S.A. (writer, actor)

1984 - Missing in Action (actor)

1983 - Lone Wolf McQuade (actor)

1982 - Forced Vengeance (actor)

1982 - Silent Rage (actor)

1981 - An Eye for an Eye (actor)

1980 - The Octagon (action director, actor)

1979 - A Force of One (action director, actor)

1978 - Good Guys Wear Black (actor)

1978 - Game of Death (actor)

1977 - Breaker! Breaker! (action director, actor)

1977 - Bruce Lee, The Legend (documentary)

1973 - Slaughter in San Francisco (actor)

1973 - Student Teachers (actor)

1973 - Enter the Dragon (cameo - uncredited)

1972 - Way of the Dragon (actor)

1969 - The Wrecking Crew (cameo)


Monday, February 09, 2004

"When you hear the call" 1.wav
"You answer with" 2.wav

Friday, February 06, 2004

"Heres where I get all my fine spirts"
Come on down to the bunghole!

Thursday, February 05, 2004

I guess i'll make fun of myself while i'm at it.
Here is a pic of my older brother after bowling...
"Thats why I retired from the game.
Oh here Mookie the gaint my "little" bro
"This is the only pic I had of me so whatever... I'm pondering my future having some deep thoughts."
"The infamous JFRO"

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

In second grade I went on a field trip to The 7Up factory... what a sucky field trip. Why not go to the zoo or something???
Anyway at lunch my mom packed me a non-7Up beverage and some guy freaked out and took my drink. He continued to yell at me and then threw out my beverage...
He then replaced it with some shitty 7Up float thing that tasted like ass. Who does that???

Monday, February 02, 2004

Here is a pic of ralph and weezy doing a little dancing for cookies...
I know that its blurry but its the best I can do for now. Weezy tries to do everything like ralph.

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